Meet Team Mt. Assisi
Let us introduce you to the members of Team Mt. Assisi, a group of brave and slightly crazy competitors who wowed the crowd with their
athletic prowess in our four events — a Wheelchair Race, Hula Hoop Contest, Wheelchair Obstacle Course, and Water Balloon Toss.
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DYNAMITE
TIFFANY BUCERO
Department: Resident Care
Scouting Report: Recently landed on the injured list, so her performance wasn’t as explosive as she’d hoped. Still up for limited action.
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MEGA CHEGAS
ELAINE CHEGAS
Department: Activities
Scouting Report: She brightens up Saturdays around here, so keep an eye on how well she handles weekday action.
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FANCY ANCY
SISTER ANCY FRANCIS
Department: Resident Care
Scouting Report: Don’t be duped by her shy, sisterly demeanor. She’s sure to make a big splash in the water balloon toss.
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HUNKA-HUNKA HUNKELE
DAVE HUNKELE
Department: Maintenance
Scouting Report: He can plant fear in the hearts of the competition as well as he plants flowers on our grounds.
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SHE-REX
CAROLYN HUNTER
Department: Food Service
Scouting Report: In the diningroom, she dishes out daily meals. On the playing field, she serves up fierce competition.
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P.I.T.A.
CAROLYN KLINGENSMITH
Department: Resident Care
Scouting Report: Known for crazy outfits and piloting Resident wheelchairs with speed and agility. Piloting herself — not so much. Has earned the nickname P.I.T.A. (short for pain in the … well, you get the idea!)
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SISTER SHORT STUFF
SISTER GRACY KUNDUKULAM
Department: Resident Care
Scouting Report: On or off the field, she’s proof that good things come in small packages. Often thrown off her game by giggling.
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SIZZLIN' CINDY
CINDY MCCULLOUGH
Department: Resident Care
Scouting Report: She might seem like a sweetheart, but when it comes to next-level competition, she can show a real hot streak.
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NITRO
SHARON NUTTALL
Department: Resident Care
Scouting Report: Steady in the workplace can mean unpredictable on the playing field. She’s short but sassy and lives up to her nickname.
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JO-JO O
JOANNE OSBORN
Department: Business Office
Scouting Report: She’s a classy lassy who owns way too many pairs of sunglasses. Fancies herself as a modern-day Jackie O.
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MEANO SPINO
KELLY SPINO
Department: Wellness Center
Scouting Report: Some may say Kelly is “advanced because she doubles as an athlete and also team trainer.
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COACH DO-RAG
TOM STEENBEKE
Department: Maintenance
Scouting Report: He’s known for fixing things around here, and may have fixed a few events too. Failed a steroid test the morning before the competition.
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TURBO
DANIELLE THOMPSON
Department: Resident Care
Scouting Report: She may look young, but she is wise beyond her years. She doesn’t need any “aide” to make a strong showing.
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TORNADO
TAMMY TOWERS
Department: Housekeeping
Scouting Report: With stamina and swagger vacuum-packed into one complete package, she leaves the competition in the “dust.”
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EAGER VEVERS
KAREN VEVERS
Department: Activities
Scouting Report: One of our most “active” athletes. Training regimen includes seated exercise, Wii Bowling and plenty of Bingo.
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MARY, MARY QUITE CONTRARY
MARY BANOVIC
Department: Resident Care
Scouting Report: Her strong-suit is connecting with the fans. Experienced in international competition. Currently has the best tan on the team.